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The Facebook Bible, Genesis:I-II
In the beginning, the earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the deep. And the spirit of God moved over the waters. And the Ego of God realized that creating a universe would lead to the Best Status Update Ever. And so the divine Voice rang out:
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